I've often heard it said that pro-cycling teams sell some of their kit at the end of the season, as a way of raising funds and divesting themselves of unused bikes and parts.
Obviously the Tour de France doesn't mark the end of the season, but we found these interesting little snippets in the classifieds section of a little known cycling magazine.
(Or we strung together a lot of tenuous in jokes as an excuse to put another post up without doing too much work).
Team Astana Rider Trading Cards.
Complete Set Available, Happy to Split.
Contact: J. Bruyneel.
"Win Friends and Influence People" Book (French Edition).
Contact: B. Hinault.
"It's a Family Affair" - Sly and the Family Stone (CD)
Contact: A. Schleck
"O Brother Where Art Thou?" DVD
Contact: B. Feilliu
"Tales of the Unexpected" DVD box set
2009 Italian and French editions available.
Contact: B. Wiggins.
"Nice Guys Finish Last" book.
Contact: K. Van Hummel
Stage Winner T-Shirt - Euskatel Euskadi Colours.
Medical Condition forces sale.
Contact: M. Astarloza
Mountain/All Terrain Bikes (x9)
Can exchange for 9 slightly dirty Time Trial Bikes.
Contact: BBox Bouygues Telecom Team HQ.
Complete Team Kit.
Most pro-tour considered, Not Astana please.
Contact: A. Contador.
Stabilisers / Training Wheels, or Racing Trike.
Cash offered, or can offer exchange/part exchange (can offer road bike, tt bike (with torn handlebar tape and some scrapes from use) or several pairs of bib shorts (torn)).
Contact: D. Menchov
CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE:
Entire post inspired by a joke I saw on twitter about Denis Menchov offering several pairs of scraped up Rabobank bibshorts for sale.
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